"Oh, David Burkes. I wanted to love you. But I just … didn't." There's a lot going for you. Good apps; nice venue, too. We all agreed on that. But then, opinions varied. Our high scorer loved the beef: "The flavor shines … more than anything it suffers from cartoonishly high expectations. Don't advertise in the menu that it's the best burger in America unless you know it's a home run." Others were less enamored. "Dry," "bland," and "bready" may be compliments for certain foodstuffs (albeit none leap to mind), but not a burger. Ultimately, wrote one: "Pheh." Low of 62; high of 77; average of 68.